Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

And that’s it.

They want to finish the job.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

And, two alone.

It’s no more complicated than that.

There is only one thing that you can do.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

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